Jan 23

Uncensored Net Noise Friday January 22, 2010

Uncensored Net Noise                01-22-10

Hosts:  Chris, Shannon, Ron
Guests:  none

New show intro!

Chris follows Ron’s lead, checks into car rehab, now $800 lighter
Gripe:  Cleveland is one big POTHOLE!  Call ODOT an let them know!

Ron’s band DARK ARENA does show in Brunswick featuring:
Drunk Girls Dancing With Each Other

Debate:  Progressive European Metal -vs- Cookie Monster Metal

Ron’s advice:  Leave girlfriend at home with Bryan Adams

American Idol presents Pants On The Ground Tour starring Neil Young & Brett Favre

Caller:  Cory, cockrings, teabags and Chris’ Birthday Surprise Feb. 5th

Chat Room:
  Bastard Bunny bashing Wikipedia pay per page?

Has Haiti had it?  Is there anybody out there living on tootsie pops?

News with Shannon:
Banks checking social networking (MySpace & Facebook) sites for personal information

Bad grades leads to hamster hammer execution

Smart dogs -vs- Dumb dogs

Woman kills boyfriend by sitting on his face!
Coroner’s Report:  man died from ASS-phyxiation
Woman sentenced to 3 years probation and 100 hours community service…really?

Wasting away again in Margaritaville
Woman serves up the ultimate killer margarita…frozen or anti-freeze?

Caller:  Bastard Bunny -vs- Got Game  (Steve Masters)
Maybe a new video game is in the works?

Ron’s birthday dilemna…spend time with his daughter at LazerTag party -vs- spend time with his girlfriend at her daughter’s party

verdict:  girlfriend will get over it in a few days but his daughter will remember it for a lifetime

Some people are dying to see AVATAR…literally

Late Night TV War- Letterman, Leno, Conan, Kimmel…
Stay Tuned

Hospitals not hiring smokers, checking medical history and bloodtests

Chris can’t quit smoking because THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

www.whackyourboss.com

News with Shannon:
HOLIDAY INN Royal Hot Bed Treatment…gives new meaning to Room Service!

Cable Box Porno Pirates or just horny relatives helping themselves

Newsflash:  Ron has never had a Whopper…next week…Whopper virgin pops his cherry live on air

Burger King adding Budweiser to your value meal in Florida…introducing BurgerBar!

Hungry?  How about the Tommy Lee Footlong Dog followed by a Bananarama Split?  ask server for details

New show outro!
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Jan 16

Uncensored Net Noise Jan 15, 2010 Marko from the band KING and Jack from the band AT NO END Live In Studio

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1/22/2010 7:00 PM at Peabody’s Downunder (w/ King, Atnoend,Voodoo Brother, King Bong, Sichorde and more)
2045 E. 21st Street, Cleveland, Ohio 44115
Cost: FREE

Uncensored Net Noise - Jan 15, 2010
Show Synopsis

Talent:  Chris, Shannon, Ron
Guests:  Marco from King, Jack from At No End

Ron back from car rehab with tales of tie rods and ball joints

New shows on MSC:  Rock Doc and High on Sports

Ron experiments with the “lavabeard”, lavalier mic clipped to beard

MSC mention on Rover’s Morning Glory, still waiting for Rover’s turd

News with Shannon:      Cleveland Agora sold to Cleveland Public Schools (Maybe We’re Not Sure If It’s True)
Man killed with hoe by mad wife
Woman tries to pawn daughter for handgun

King and At No End show at Peabody’s next Friday, Jan 22
Limo ride for band courtesy of UNN

Everyone seems to agree that Cleveland music scene sucks mostly because terrestrial radio stations
refuse to play local bands, especially metal bands.  Also, there are not many clubs or venues
for bands to play and most bar owners are a little hesitant to invite a metal crowd.

Local bands are finding success on the road in places like Detroit, Mansfield and Ashland.

Chris:  eyewitness account of an Amish boy with a buggy booming some heavy metal

Ron:  penis pumps, Barely Legal, Avril Lavigne

Stories from the road with Marco and Jack:
Jack:  Brunch at Perkins with Donny the homeless guy
Marco:  Mingling with men in Minnesota, shots?  how bout a pineapple upside down cake!?

Influences:
Marco:  Slayer, Metallica and some Swedish guys
Jack:  Motown, Rolling Stones, Deep Purple and Sabbath

Everyone agrees:  book shows at least 3 months in advance to give time to promote and replace
drop out bands
Chris:  Birthday bash story of one band playing two venues in same night
Jack:  Don’t burn your bridges with clubs, bars and other bands

News with Shannon:      Woman let’s lucky dog breastfeed
Bars offer pint of beer for pint of blood
Porno billboards stop traffic in Moscow

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Jan 9

Uncensored Net Noise Jan 8, 2010 With Guest Vendetta Point And Lita Ford No Wait She Flaked On The Show

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Vendetta Point

2/21/2010 2:30 PM  VIDEO SHOOT @ Rockstar ( located inside peabodys)

Vendetta Point Live At Peabody’s April 3, 2010 Click Here  for more info 

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Jan 4

Uncensored Net Noise Jan 1, 2009 Year In Review Show Hosted By Comedian Bill Squire.

On this show we heard

Andreas Kisser lead guitarist for Sepultura, Rock Band Soil in Studio, The Uncensored Net Noise Birthday Bash, Local Band Morality Check Live In Studio, Jazz Artist Michael Charles, Guest K.K. Downing From Judas Priest, Comedian Mike Polk, Wayne Static Of Static-X, Uncensored Net Noise April 18, 2009 Live from the new studio, Guest Nikki Mckibbin from American Idol and Dr. Drew’s Sober House also on the show Comedian Joe Howard, and Akashia From “RuPaul’s Drag Race.

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