Uncensored Net Noise Friday January 22, 2010

Uncensored Net Noise Friday January 22, 2010

Uncensored Net Noise                01-22-10

Hosts:  Chris, Shannon, Ron
Guests:  none

New show intro!

Chris follows Ron’s lead, checks into car rehab, now $800 lighter
Gripe:  Cleveland is one big POTHOLE!  Call ODOT an let them know!

Ron’s band DARK ARENA does show in Brunswick featuring:
Drunk Girls Dancing With Each Other

Debate:  Progressive European Metal -vs- Cookie Monster Metal

Ron’s advice:  Leave girlfriend at home with Bryan Adams

American Idol presents Pants On The Ground Tour starring Neil Young & Brett Favre

Caller:  Cory, cockrings, teabags and Chris’ Birthday Surprise Feb. 5th

Chat Room:
  Bastard Bunny bashing Wikipedia pay per page?

Has Haiti had it?  Is there anybody out there living on tootsie pops?

News with Shannon:
Banks checking social networking (MySpace & Facebook) sites for personal information

Bad grades leads to hamster hammer execution

Smart dogs -vs- Dumb dogs

Woman kills boyfriend by sitting on his face!
Coroner’s Report:  man died from ASS-phyxiation
Woman sentenced to 3 years probation and 100 hours community service…really?

Wasting away again in Margaritaville
Woman serves up the ultimate killer margarita…frozen or anti-freeze?

Caller:  Bastard Bunny -vs- Got Game  (Steve Masters)
Maybe a new video game is in the works?

Ron’s birthday dilemna…spend time with his daughter at LazerTag party -vs- spend time with his girlfriend at her daughter’s party

verdict:  girlfriend will get over it in a few days but his daughter will remember it for a lifetime

Some people are dying to see AVATAR…literally

Late Night TV War- Letterman, Leno, Conan, Kimmel…
Stay Tuned

Hospitals not hiring smokers, checking medical history and bloodtests

Chris can’t quit smoking because THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

www.whackyourboss.com

News with Shannon:
HOLIDAY INN Royal Hot Bed Treatment…gives new meaning to Room Service!

Cable Box Porno Pirates or just horny relatives helping themselves

Newsflash:  Ron has never had a Whopper…next week…Whopper virgin pops his cherry live on air

Burger King adding Budweiser to your value meal in Florida…introducing BurgerBar!

Hungry?  How about the Tommy Lee Footlong Dog followed by a Bananarama Split?  ask server for details

New show outro!
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